Necessary backstory: I write haikus about television, when I can. So! There's no guarantee that this will be a permanent Wednesday feature (on account of the "when I can"), but in honor of Alyson Hannigan's 36th birthday (you mean she's not still at UC Sunnydale?) today and the birth month of Buffy the Vampire Slayer 13 years ago, have two Buffy haikus, one Willow-centric!
There is one Chosenin every generation.Buffy, here we go...(Season 1: Welcome to the Hellmouth)Eskimo Willowmakes Oz's heart skip a beat.They're instantly cute.(Season 2: Inca Mummy Girl)