Haiku Wednesday: the Borrowed Edition

It's that sometimes-celebrated time of the week again, gang! Haiku Wednesday! And to make this much easier on my syllable-counting brain, Entertainment Weekly just happened to post 12 haikus today, submitted by fans who wished to wax poetic about our dear departed friend, Lost. Here are my favorites:

Oh, squirrel baby
Button eyes and random bones
Claire will miss your smile
- submitted by Brian Cavanagh

I love Hurley like
Han Solo loves Chewbacca
He'd get what I mean.
- submitted by Rebecca Parker

Daniel Faraday
Time is always on his side
'Til his mom shot him.
- submitted by Lindsey Washburn

Wrap it carefully.
Use a damp piece of clothing.
Whither Leslie Arzt.
- submitted by Brett Taylor

These delightful people made this installment of Haiku Wednesday fantastically easy. Thanks, guys!

Totally Lost: "Dr. Smoke"

Just in case you wanted a reason to love Titus Welliver and Mark Pellegrino more (because seriously, their names and looks weren't enough), I give you last week's installment of "Totally Lost" from Entertainment Weekly.

Be honest: don't you love them a little bit more now? And maybe wish that Jacob was this much of a douchebag on the show? Hey, we still have one episode left - maybe now that he's picked his successor, he'll get bitter and sarcastic. We can only hope, right?